Minggu, 28 Oktober 2007

Hug Life

We all know 2pac's motto :

Here's an interesting variation :

And a bonus : 

[some words of explanation:

1. Hug Life is not "horrible" in the strict meaning of this word, it just fits into my collection

2.I know (hope) that the second one is not a real tattoo]

Monkey Love

If you find this romantic, you need to go and see a specialist.

Let's Have A Quiz 2

WTF is this ? Dice tapeworm around an eagle ? 

Four Eyes


The "Eyes at the back of the head" starts to be a tattoo topos, not the best one though

Sabtu, 27 Oktober 2007

Racist

He clearly lives in a homogeneous white society when no one would kick his ass for being an idiot.

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit (With a Snake)

None provokes me unpunished - Well, I will. This snake is awful, so is the sign. Is he trying to scare those who criticise his tattoo ?

Ouija Board

Halloween themed tattoo, invite this guy if you ever happen to lost your ouija board. 

Marie Marry Me ?

A step too far in the ongoing quest of unique engagement.

Kamis, 25 Oktober 2007

Paradise Lost

Dolphin, parrots, sea at sunset ... what else can you ask for, maybe a little taste but that's my opinion

Fuck You, Pay Me

The simplicity of these words is just astounding.

Crisis

To understand this tattoo better lets look up this word in the dictionary :

Crisis  n.
1. 
a. A crucial or decisive point or situation; a turning point.
b. An unstable condition, as in political, social, or economic affairs, involving an impending abrupt or decisive change.
2. A sudden change in the course of a disease or fever, toward either improvement or deterioration.
3. An emotionally stressful event or traumatic change in a person's life.
4. A point in a story or drama when a conflict reaches its highest tension and must be resolved.

Psycho Mantis

I understand that it was a tough boss, but to tattoo him ? 

Senin, 22 Oktober 2007

Male Portrait

"Please, don't hurt me"

Dragonish Snake

Hunched and pretty ugly one

Nissan and Toyota

Come on ! We all know that you can have only one stupid car logo tat, It's against the rules

Skull Bong

The history of this tat might have looked something like that:

"Hey dude, we're soo wasted, let's tattoo something"

"Like what?"

"Like, I don't know, wooooow, a skull, skulls are cool"

"Yeah, but normal skull is boring ... let's have a .... [dumdumdum] a skull bong"

Sabtu, 20 Oktober 2007

The Green Man

At least I wish it was a Green Man, otherwise it must be a face in a lettuce leaf.

Labyrinth

I guess he decided that labyrinth tat is lame so he added the pacman ghost to look cool.

Syringe And The Clef

Does this  syringe breaks on the clef thus saying "Music is mightier than injection" or is the needle turning into one and carries the meaning "The harmony of vaccine" ?

Jumat, 19 Oktober 2007

Mario & Luigi : GAME OVER

First of all, nice tat but I'm sure that there are better places for a "Game Over" tat than throat, imagine living with such a thing.

Fat Marilyn Monroe

I hope that the angle of this photo contributed to the overall unattractiveness of it

Submitted by JoLnapin, thanks !

Fairies And Some Geometric Rubbish

A proving ground for a tattooer 

Kamis, 18 Oktober 2007

Gollums


The impossible has been achieved, Gollum the epitome of ugliness, even uglier

Bird Face

I'm still not sure is this supposed to be an eagle on his face or some feathers arrange so to imitate an owl or something.

+ the faded tiger on his forehead

Green Angel Mouse

I almost understand this tat, almost.

Rabu, 17 Oktober 2007

Let's Have A Quiz 1

WTF is that ? My guess "a glam rock chick on a pillow, trasfering her soul into the sword"

Crossed Skull

Do not combine skulls with crosses or you will get this kind of creepy pick-a-boo doubtful piece of "art" 

Here Comes The Sun (And A Moon)



Those are utterly horrific, no matter if it was supposed to be a sweet celestial body or just a kick ass hardcore skull-sun tat, it suck

Selasa, 16 Oktober 2007

Dead Bunny

The right way to say that Easter Bunny doesn't exist.

Dead Unicorn

Unicorn tats are so horrible that only by tattooing a dead unicorn's head may he express his repulsion towards unicorn tats.

Chubby Rocker Girl

But for the clown/pig face, it would be just an ugly tattoo.