Unicorn

Why isn't he smiling ? He looks kinda pissed, at least I would be if someone tattooed my severed head around someones navel and make me smell (eat?) my mane for the rest of my life.

Probably Sea Horse

Or a legless zebra with a scruffy mane.

Ooozing Eye Balls

Beautiful oozing eggish eyeballs

Fringe Lady

Have you noticed that portrait tattoos tend to exaggerate the ugliest features of the picture ?

I Want You .... To Remove This Tattoo

Couple

That's what I call a crooked smile, they seem to jeer at everything you achieved in life.

Inmate Tat Part 2

a closer look at our favourite jailbird [previous post]

Bad Hair Day

Do you sometimes wake up with a lead singer and a guitar tangled in your hair ? I hate when that happens.

Taz Tattoo Collection

First of all, you have to be drunk to get a Taz tattoo, but you have to be blind drunk to get it screwed.

sources for this post are totally random so I will list it here, here, here , here and here

Rude Girl

Yep, the tampon theme is alive and kicking, accompanied by a gorgeous "rude girl" skull.

P.S. Since when do skulls have lips and eye lashes ? And do I see a band-aid there ?

Green Goblin

Well, I hope it's a green goblin and not someones mother-in-law or something ..

Mermaid

I guess it was supposed to be sexy, instead it's just ugly (+ the wonderful stars that look as if the tattooer was trying out color samples)

Scarification

Judging by the effect of the scarification I hope that the tat beneath was utterly obnoxious.

Sheri Moon Zombie from the The Devil's Rejects

The tattoo :And the original :

At least the numbers are correct

Thanks Christal for this horrible finding.

Soul

"trapped soul on my left side of my neck", this quote will suffice.

Bad Teeth Family

Sorry for the picture quality (which is still better than the tattoo's one)

Virgin "No Eyes" Marry

She looks like a DJ, doesn't she ?

Sigh Star

Am I missing something ?

Old, Creepy Vegetable

Paprika ? Tomato ? Nevertheless it sure is ugly.

Disfigured Boy

Say cheese !

To young to die, to fast to Live

... and not enough spelling attention.

Let's Have A Quiz 6

hmmm ... his birthday party ?

Victim Of A Wrong Kanji Tattoo

From the source :

"It's a bit heartbreaking for us just to see a picture like this. Do you see what we're talking about here?As you can see, the lady in this photo got a little Kanji tattooed on her belly. Maybe it looks fine to people who aren't so familiar with Japanese Kanji symbols. For her, it WAS supposed to be "wind" in Japanese Kanji, but in fact the the letter was placed REVERSELY by some inexperienced tattoo designer or someone who didn't pay much attention to the result. Otherwsie it is likely that she picked the Kanji symbol from one of those web sites for free to save money"

Black Panther

It always turns out like this ...

Cross, Noodle (?), And Dreams of Ice Cream

Can someone explain ? Or was it supposed to be just random, if the second option is correct, this one should be considered a masterpiece

Garden Chair

"You know what, I want my tat to be special, no dragons or tribals .. I guess a garden chair would be something that I always wanted to be inked on me"

The Blood & The Tiger Vs. The Snake

When the epic fight unravels, the victims are many.

X-Man - Tribal - Sun

I love the combo tats, so much horribleness in one place.

Bear

SPARTAAAAAAAAA ! (Or any other generic shout)

Alien Fairy

Let alone the head, look at her body. Or maybe not, just look at the head.

"Fuck Court"

Here's a heart warming story for you, at the age of 14 this guy was sent to juvenile hall for aggravated assault with fatal consequences, there, he asked his juvie friends to tattoo on his forehead the phrase "Jebać Sąd" (Fuck Court [though, "jebać" is significantly stronger than English "fuck"]). Why ? As he explained "I felt harmed by the court's decision, during the assault I was with two of my friends but they weren't sent to the juvenile hall like I was.". So where's the twist ? Now, he's 21 and he decided to change his life. He will end his sentence in 2010, but in orded to get a fresh start he needed to have his tattoo removed. Although his cell mates mock him, he had it removed (by a painfull skin stretching followed by cutting out the tat).

Douche Tribal Tat

1. Tribal (chain ?) tat - check
2. Face expression that makes it uncomfortable to be with him in the same room - check
3. You can see his underwear - check
4. Ugly circle tats around nipples and navel - triple check

Yes, you pass the douche tat test, congratulations ! Now you can put your shirt on and don't forget to pop the collar.

Rispect

R I S P E C T ... the irony.

There's Something In This Smile

Say cheeeeezeeeee

Flaming Dagger

I'm not sure if this was supposed to be artistic or manly, the flames and the skin-piercing parts look rather pathetic. What I can say for sure is that this guy is a gamer, since every gamer knows that blades on fire are better than the regular ones.

Skull, Snake and a Sword

This happens when you want to have a radical, bad-ass tattoo a little bit too much.

Lol Skull

IM SITTIN ON UR BAK, WATCHIN U POO

Kitty Cat Wrist

When the picture of your kitty is not enough.